Handturkey #5
For Richard. Emo Handturkey thought its tweet would make Favrd but it only got 2 stars. =[
Thanks Aimee - this is the best and saddest Handturkey-with-a-handjob-joke drawing that’s ever been drawn for me close to American Thanksgiving. The fleshy-pink colour is disturbing and delightful.
I may never poop again.
Karen had my iPod touch in her purse last night because I had some stuff to carry from the car. This morning, so that she wouldn’t take it to work with her, I took it out of her purse and put it somewhere stupid. It must be monumentally stupid, because I’ve looked for it all day and can’t find it.
So, if you were an iPod touch, what’s the dumbest place you’d be?
I don't have time for all the stuff I want to do.
I barely have time for the things I don’t want to do.
"I'm just tired and bored with myself."
- me, right now
- also, springsteen in a song once
Damn, you Angela Black. DAMN YOU TO HELL!
Also, don’t look at my Last.fm stream unless you want to know how susceptible I am to Tumblr-based musical suggestions.
Don’t judge me.
I read that as “Don’t fudge me.”
But I don’t know - that looks like it would be pretty good with fudge.
I used to see these trucks all the time when we lived in Oakville (just outside of Toronto). I love them.
It’s a Fluke (via allankcrain)
I'm going to go make myself a turkey sandwich on Cranberry and Pumpkin seed bread.
I’m taking the rest of the week off and I don’t want to work today. My apologies to your dashboard.
Ok. I just took a hot shower to CALM DOWN. I feel very overwhelmed & unprepared for an exam I am taking today. I let the volume of material pile up & I’m not sure how. I haven’t taken any time off, I haven’t done anything fun, I’ve been studying everyday, and somehow I only got through the material ONCE! I usually go through things at least twice, three times is optimal. I’m slow & sort of dumb, so I need the repetition.
I was a big tear-ball & started thinking about how great it will be to hang out with Mike & Dave on Thanksgiving & remembered that even if I do fail this test, it’s one test & it’s inconsequential.
Even though I’m unprepared & terrified, I feel happy right now. That is all.
Ride that exam like a pony and make it your bitch. Wait, pony-bitch? Somewhere along the line, this metaphor went off the rails.
My Little Bitch Pony. My Little Pony Bitch.
I think what I was trying to say was ‘Good luck’.
Movember: Day 23
This is the last thing I saw before waking up three days later in the trunk of a car, wearing Green Lantern underoos and holding a bottle of urine.
