Now, don't take this the wrong way...

lindstifa:

I’m cutting off my coworker’s feet and stealing her shoes. BRB

Sometimes I wish I was a girl so I could wear pretty shoes like that.

What?

hannahb:

mrsexsmith:

scarletlotus:

carnalknowledge:

dirtdump:cleavage:twervert:avarice:contrepied:looklook

umm…good god. YES, please.

That looks like a comfy rug.

zolora:

Holy shizz, you guys. Thank you!

My only regret is that I had but one star to give.

I didn’t care that my friends laughed at me. I thought she was pretty, and that was all that mattered.

Sigh. You never forget your first.

You’ll see from this scatter graph that I live closer to Tim Hortons than Balzac’s, and also that parking at Balzac’s is a bitch. Also that I’ve been working too much and my desk is messy.

No, YOUR argument is inval…actually, no, you have a pretty good argument.

by Dan Piraro