Bought myself a fancy vibrating toothbrush. Pretty sure I’m putting it in the wrong hole. In that I don’t have a vagina. It’s a vibrator…for ladies…with a toothbrush attached, is what I’m trying to say. And it was only $10, so sweet deal.

Bought myself a fancy vibrating toothbrush. Pretty sure I’m putting it in the wrong hole. In that I don’t have a vagina. It’s a vibrator…for ladies…with a toothbrush attached, is what I’m trying to say.

And it was only $10, so sweet deal.