Watch for my new series, Downtown Applebee’s, starting Autumn 2012

It’s a period drama, following an aristocratic British family and their servants, who all work at Applebee’s. The one downtown. You know the one. Yeah, by the Target.

I haven’t decided if critics are going to call it “… a raging tour-de-force…” or “…a frothing, anarchic will-o’-the-wisp.” I guess it depends how much nudity is involved. My current plan is for all nudity, all the time, with the characters all smashing their junk together in sexy ways.