I’ve lost about 10 followers in the last 3 or 4 weeks
Some possible reasons:
- Replied to an anonymous message that included the word “buttfuck”. Implied that I wouldn’t mind being buttfucked if there was a handjob and some ball jiggling involved. That’s probably not true. We’ll never know now, will we?
- Posted a photo of my tired face. Eww.
- Added a bouncing penis to an animated gif of Mike.
- Wrote a poem about a vagina, or possibly kleenex.
- Posted a conversation about cannibalism.
- Implied that Katie’s mouth was full of penises. It’s probably not.
These are all excellent reasons to unfollow me. So, what’s wrong with the rest of you?
