Now, don't take this the wrong way...

  1. Terrifying your kids to sleep

    Last night the kids were watching Netflix on the Apple TV in the living room on the first floor. We were in our bedroom in the attic.

    It was time for them to go to bed, but I didn’t feel like getting up and going all the way downstairs, so I recorded a video of my enormous head saying “GO TO BED”, and sent it to the Apple TV.

    They screamed a bit, but they got up and went to bed.

    I’m an excellent father.